{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
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