{"type":"general","setup":"Why are skeletons so calm?","punchline":"Because nothing gets under their skin.","id":305}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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Reinventing Marvin is a 2017 French drama film directed by Anne Fontaine. It screened in the Horizons section of the 74th Venice International Film Festival on 2 September 2017, and won the Queer Lion.
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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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