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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}
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{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
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